We are HUGAYZ. We are what you would call Martians, because we live on a different rock than you. A couple cycles ago we started receiving your comms thru TELEVISION and RADIO and we became fascinated with your kind. U showed us so many things like ELEKTRIKAL GUITAR, DO THE TWIST and SUNGLASSES. You also told us about EQUALITY, WOMENS LIB, PRIDE, DO IT YOURSELF. Your comms changed our tribe forever, and we decided to visit U to say thanks. We landed in POLAND REGION and something was wrong! There was no EQUALITY, WOMENS LIB were protesting, PRIDE was being silenced and there was the POLICE who forbade hu-mans from dancing! Oh no!!! We have to correct that.
PREPARE FOR INVASION!”